Friday, July 11, 2014

Awesome pick-up lines

  1. "I like donuts. BTW, you're donuts."
  2. "Your eyes are so beautiful, they make the stars look crappy."
  3. "Hey girl. It's me, Chad." (Even if your name isn't Chad, and you're not flirting with a girl)
  4. "I appreciate how you never try to kill me. It's nice."
  5. "You are so H-O-O-T." (And no, that was not a typo)
  6. "I burned my finger, but it was nothing compared to the flames of my heart!"

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