- "I like donuts. BTW, you're donuts."
- "Your eyes are so beautiful, they make the stars look crappy."
- "Hey girl. It's me, Chad." (Even if your name isn't Chad, and you're not flirting with a girl)
- "I appreciate how you never try to kill me. It's nice."
- "You are so H-O-O-T." (And no, that was not a typo)
- "I burned my finger, but it was nothing compared to the flames of my heart!"
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