Deeper/literal meanings to songs.

• "Old McDonald" is a song in memory of a farmer named Old McDonald. People heard the animals making noises, but what they didn't know is that they were plotting to run over Old McDonald with a tractor. The animals ended up killing him and his last words were "EE-I-EE-I-OH!" 
• "One Less Lonely Girl" by Justin Bieber is about a serial killer who kills girls who are single. He pretends to fall in love them, is super nice to them, and then kills them ("there's going to be one less lonely girl").
• "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber is about a guy who holds his girlfriends hostage ("if I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go") and owns a bunch of robotic birds.  
• "Firework" by Katy Perry is about Katy Perry having a baby that's a firework. The firework thinks he's a plastic bag, so she's yelling at him saying "baby, you're a firework."
• "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" is a song about a stalker who happens to be named Santa Claus who eats the naughty little children. People sing it to little children to scare them into being good.
• "Fix You" by Coldplay is about an evil doctor who tries to fix his patient's anmesia by shining blindingly bright lights in her eyes until she remembers where she is. ("Lights will guide you home, and I will try to fix you.")
• "Baby" by Justin Beiber is about a father who is devastated because his baby is going to be used in a human sacrifice and he'll never get to see him again. ("Baby, baby, baby, ohhhh, I thought you'd always be mine...")
• "Blow" by Ke$ha is about a group of teenagers who are trapped in an abanoned building that's going to explode and they know they're going to die, so they decide to just party until the bomb goes off. ("This place is gonna blow!!!")
• "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri is about someone robbing an organ donation storehouse. ("Who do you think you are... collecting your jar of hearts...")
• "Bulletproof Heart" by MCR is about a guy floating around ("gravity don't mean too much to me") and swine are chasing him ("these pigs are after me").
• "Rumor Has It" by Adele is about The Rumor from The Umbrella Academy.
• "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart" is about someone who got a heart transplant on Christmas and then died the next day. Their heart was donated yet again, this time to science ("last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away").
•  "Stole My Heart" by One Direction is about a girl that literally steals hearts (like, she literally takes hearts out of people's bodies). Somehow, a guy survives and he ends up falling in love with her. But he ended up loosing his voice for some reason ("I start to say, 'I think I love you', but I make no sound").
• "Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers is about someone who kills himself to please the girl he likes by burning himself with volcano lava ("I'm burning up for you").
• "Never Let You Go" by Justin Bieber is about a guy who is killed by this girl, goes to heaven ("you took me to heaven"), and then possesses the girl who killed him ("I'll never let you go").
• "Back to December" by Taylor Swift is about a girl was just released from prison who was in love with a prison guard ("turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you"). She decides to go back in time to be with him again ("I go back to December").
• "S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W" is about Batman.
• "Call Me Maybe" is about someone living in an oppressive society where people have numbers on their foreheads (like in The Birthday Massacre's music video for "Looking Glass"). And this girl has really, really long bangs to cover her forehead as a sign of protest. She meets this guy wearing ripped jeans and apparently wearing ripped jeans is illegal ("ripped jeans, skin was showing"), showing that he was also kind of a rebel. So she shows him the number on her forehead and tells him to call her "Maybe" because she thinks it would make a pretty name ("call me maybe").
• "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction is about a girl who literally lights up the world, and she's really beautiful, but every time she looks in the mirror, she sees an ugly monster because the mirror is haunted. 
• "Hey Soul Sister" is about a stalker ("I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight").
• "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele is about her boyfriend drowning with all their money in his pocket.
• "Planet Earth" by Duran Duran takes place after everyone and everything in the world has been killed, except a few sheep. Then some aliens come to earth, and the sheep tell them where they are.
• "Lullaby" by The Cure is about Spider-Man being a cannibal.
• "I Knew You Were Trouble" is about Taylor Swift dating the game Trouble. And apparently Trouble is also an airplane pilot.
• "If I Ruled the World" by Big Time Rush is about a guy who wants to overthrow the government so everyone can party.
   

I apologize if I've repeated some of my past blog posts, but whatever.