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Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Saturday, May 31, 2014
AETP Advertisement featuring teen heartthrob Justine Beaver!
Yes, this is based on a real PETA advertisement featuring Justin Bieber.
Monday, May 12, 2014
Did you hear about the guy who really hated swearing?
He said "hecko" whenever he answered the phone.
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Animals for Ethical Treatment of People advertisement (featuring Arthur and Buster)
My family and I have a lot of inside jokes. One such joke is about a group of animal extremists advocating for human rights. They are called Animals for Ethical Treatment of People (obviously a parody of PETA). Every so often, I will post about them.
Anyway, here is an AETP advertisement featuring Arthur and Buster (from the animated TV show "Arthur"):
Anyway, here is an AETP advertisement featuring Arthur and Buster (from the animated TV show "Arthur"):
The true meaning of "Lullaby" by The Cure
"Lullaby" by The Cure is actually about Spider-Man being a cannibal ("the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight").
Monday, March 3, 2014
Welcome to the The Fat Parade (Parody of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by MCR)
When I was a young boy
My father took me into a resturant
To eat a bunch of fries.
He said
"Son when you grow up,
Will you be a competitive eater
And make your momma cry?"
He said
"Will you please eat them
Those hot dogs and all the giant burgers
And drink some lemonade?
Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom, to lead you to that resturant.
To join the fat parade?"
Sometimes I get the feeling
That I really need to pee.
Sometimes I get the feeling
I should go (to the bathroom)
And through it all, the rise and fall,
the food carts in the streets.
And when you're gone we want you all to know
So eat those fries!
Just eat those fries!
And though you are full and done believe me,
You really should just eat those fries, just eat those fries.
And though you lost and you're defeated,
you shouldn't ever give up.
Some weirdo gives you chicken,
potatoes, and green beans.
But if you don't eat you'll
disappoint us all.
So eat your food and don't throw up
Let's shout it loud and clear
Do you want to win the contest?
We hear the call
To eat those fries!
Just eat those fries!
And though you are full and done believe me,
You really should just eat those fries, just eat those fries.
And though you lost and you're defeated,
you shouldn't ever give up.
On and on we eat a lot of beans.
And then we need to cut the cheese.
Take a look at me!
'Cause I don't care if I'm full!
Oh no, I failed the challenge!
I failed, I didn't eat enough.
Though I tried, I didn't win it.
I wanna win, I wanna do my part.
I will explain! Because I'm sorry!
I'm ashamed! I'll eat a candy bar!
Give a cheer for all the competitive eaters!
Listen here, because it's only
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero.
I'm just a guy with an appetite.
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero.
I. DON'T. CARE!
My father took me into a resturant
To eat a bunch of fries.
He said
"Son when you grow up,
Will you be a competitive eater
And make your momma cry?"
He said
"Will you please eat them
Those hot dogs and all the giant burgers
And drink some lemonade?
Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom, to lead you to that resturant.
To join the fat parade?"
Sometimes I get the feeling
That I really need to pee.
Sometimes I get the feeling
I should go (to the bathroom)
And through it all, the rise and fall,
the food carts in the streets.
And when you're gone we want you all to know
So eat those fries!
Just eat those fries!
And though you are full and done believe me,
You really should just eat those fries, just eat those fries.
And though you lost and you're defeated,
you shouldn't ever give up.
Some weirdo gives you chicken,
potatoes, and green beans.
But if you don't eat you'll
disappoint us all.
So eat your food and don't throw up
Let's shout it loud and clear
Do you want to win the contest?
We hear the call
To eat those fries!
Just eat those fries!
And though you are full and done believe me,
You really should just eat those fries, just eat those fries.
And though you lost and you're defeated,
you shouldn't ever give up.
On and on we eat a lot of beans.
And then we need to cut the cheese.
Take a look at me!
'Cause I don't care if I'm full!
Oh no, I failed the challenge!
I failed, I didn't eat enough.
Though I tried, I didn't win it.
I wanna win, I wanna do my part.
I will explain! Because I'm sorry!
I'm ashamed! I'll eat a candy bar!
Give a cheer for all the competitive eaters!
Listen here, because it's only
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero.
I'm just a guy with an appetite.
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero.
I. DON'T. CARE!
Their Music is Terrible (Parody to "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction)
You think they're hot,
But they're so not,
You yell at me when I joke about them getting shot.
They wear make-up,
And cover-up,
Not in the cool way that some guys do.
(Chorus)
Everyone else in the world thinks they're cute,
Everyone else but me.
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
So come on,
You got it wrong,
To prove I'm right,
I'll sing you a better song,
I don't know why
You like these guys,
And those "dudes" don't even look like guys.
(Chorus)
Everyone else in the world thinks they're cute,
Everyone else but me.
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately,
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately,
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
But they're so not,
You yell at me when I joke about them getting shot.
They wear make-up,
And cover-up,
Not in the cool way that some guys do.
(Chorus)
Everyone else in the world thinks they're cute,
Everyone else but me.
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
So come on,
You got it wrong,
To prove I'm right,
I'll sing you a better song,
I don't know why
You like these guys,
And those "dudes" don't even look like guys.
(Chorus)
Everyone else in the world thinks they're cute,
Everyone else but me.
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately,
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...
Their music sucks and they don't sing that well,
When they die, I'm pretty sure they'll go to... WALMART!
Are you sure that they're boys? You can hardly tell.
But no,
You just think they're beautiful.
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand that they need braces desperately,
When I listen to them I can't believe
That you,
You just think they're beautiful.
Their music is terrible.
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